Home and Garden Magazine says, “This is the craziest fucking party… ever!”

Sports Illustrated says, “I fucked a man at Ohio Party.  And I am a man.  Last night was hands down the craziest night of my life.”

Roberta French from People Magazine writes, “I saw George Fucking Washington up in that bitch!  Go to Ohio Party now! And by now i mean fucking yesterday!”

R.J. Throb from Animal Wellness Magazine says, “I took my dying dog to Ohio Party and not only did he get cured but he had his period the very next day.”

“I had so much damn fresh fun at ohio party i practically sucked my own dick when i got home just because i felt like it!”

              -Roger Thomas, Car and Driver Magazine