NATE FISH

Nate’s birth name is Pimp Scampi, but when he was two he told his parents he he thought it was too understated and said from then on he wanted to be Nate Fish. For most of his childhood, Nate roamed the streets of Cleveland looking for shiny things. He found a car. But his car got stolen. With the insurance money, he bought turntables. Then his turntables got stolen. Nate is hungry, hungry, hungry.

JOE ROSENBERG

Joe Ro was born in a hospital. He spent his childhood flying kites and doing origami. After puberty he met Nate on a waterslide and Dave building homes in Ghana. Together they all moved to Ohio and had a party. Joe is a leo and likes llamas. “Joe Rosenberg is an amazing human being who has changed the way we view the world” - Ghandi, the Ohio Party, April 1967.

DAVE OSBORNE

“….it was the best summer of my life. apple picking, fishing by the light of the moon with my brother, rodgering girls and falling in love……… with animals. my name is david osborne and i am shell of a man at this point. just back from the war it was kind of hard for me to assimilate back into society. the ribbing of my peers, crying bouts and public fits had me questioning my dedication to human interaction. It wasn’t until I met a young rabbit name Tom but I soon began to call him the great Santini and it was our friendship that soon made me forget about the things in life that brought tears to my eyes and doubt from my soul. soon…..our relationship blossomed and we fell in love. He bought me my first car and my first record. It was a Brittney Spears record and I soon broke it over his frail back and killed him. It was the saddest yet most spectacular thing I ever had to do. Everybody saw and they all cried tears of pain for the great santini. When spring sprang that year the bounce was back in my step and with the world at my fingertips I was ready to conquer some shit…..”