ohio party///13/////saturday////april 3rd//////////public ass////////embly/////williamsburg///////brooklyn/////you know what they say about april///////don’t you///////////that if you start at september//////and count backwards//////////you’ll wind up hanging from the minute hand of the clock-tower///////confused then-a-motherfucker//////////so leave your pilot light running/////and follow your own line of fragrance to the dance///////baby//////oh party 13////

Happy annivesary to us

PPPPHHHHOOOOTTTTOOOOSSSS!!!!!

ATTENTION NON K-MART SHOPPERS, OHIO PARTY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY… PARTY.  LIKE A SPELLING BEE WITHOUT THE PRESSURE, OR THE WORDS, PLUS ADD A CUP OF GLOWING LIQUID EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT, AND SOME PRE-TREATMENT SEX ADDICTS, AND A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF CARLOS VALDERRAMA.  SET YOUR CLOCKS AND KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU, IT’S OHIO PARTY 12, THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. DON’T TRY AND LUGE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.