How many days are in January?  I don’t know. - The same number as there are liquids in the aquarium?  Yes.  Prepare to be imbursed with the knowledge that you are a Micronesian lilly pad.  After the hyper-color tree that was New Years Eve, we hopped a freighter to the arctic for the view and raw seal meat.  After twenty days of ice fishing, we’re ready to lift the lid off the botton slowly and explode another little house on the prarie from an unsafe distance.  You may feel feel a small rumbling at the base of your prostate glands.  Whence this happens, follow through with your overhand backstroke and kiss your sweet ass.  This Saturday, Jan 30th, Ohio Party Eleven.  Public Assembly.  North 6th St.  btw Wythe and Kent Ave.  Serena Williamsburgerbarnyardmaintanance, Brooklyn.  10pm.  Happenstance.  Electricity.  The end of days.  Gearth Quakes and Tumbleweed.  It’s Ohio Party 11.

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