If you like eating hot dogs without buns and playing with rainbow sparklers, then get ready for the next Ohio Party–the July 4th edition. There will be reenactments of Lexington and Concord amidst  an hour long tribute to the late great Michael Jackson (as promised by Dave via satellite from Ohio circa last Friday). Nate will be in Israel circumcising goats and knitting cardigans. Steve Shakwell will be making his 2nd appearance at the Ohio Party and will DJ like a true revolutionary. He will also circumcise goats. Joe Ro will be returning to the Ohio Party after missing the last party due to a brief bid in a Bulgarian prison. As reported by Reuters, he has promised “to make America proud.”

There will be fireworks exploding from DeBarge until the 4am with a special guest DJ coming all the way from Berlin to drop records with the Ohio Party . Drink specials all night and drunken orgies involving mustard, snow cones and chili dogs. Yum. 

Don’t sit at home being unpatriotic….Come celebrate July 4th with the Ohio Party. Martchless (557 Manhattan Ave in Greenpoint)

See you there,
George Washington 

My apologies to the young hearts that were broken as a result of my absence at this past Ohio Party. It’s true, I was imprisoned by Bulgarian rebels just outside of Sofia on June 5th. I was thrown in a cell and forced to watch Bulgarian Music Idol. I recited haikus about the Balkans and wrote love letters to Dave and Nate. 

I was released 3 days later and made this mix on my plane ride home. It’s 22 minutes long because my computer died shortly after takeoff. Download it and make love to your partner……

Download Here

See you in July. 

Joe Ro