Dave aka the Grey Horse is making his triumphant return from his breast augmentation and his plastic surgeon Steve Shakewell (Sharegroove) will be appearing as a guest DJ at the Ohio Party on June 6th. Please be happy about this as Steve Shakewell (Sharegroove) is a super amazing dj from a planet far far far far away and you will realize this when you hear the music that comes from his needle. He will be replacing Joe who will be recruiting transvestite hookers from bulgaria to perform at the july ohio party. nate will be in tow with erections galore. The music is going to be similar to reading a bunch of consonants with no spaces between them. and by that i mean it will dig a whole in your stomach and burrow there for a few weeks.
The bands will start early. The Action Painters from Brooklyn will be performing in the back room as will Money, Paper, Hearts whose drummer comes the infamous town of Mentor Ohio. A town full of Ohioans.
Yunice will be photographing your beautiful face and Casper will be passing out the merchandise. Many people will be wearing Ohio Party t-shirts and they will be full of rage and valium. please wear your ohio party shirts if you have them. please. i will kiss your mouth if you do it.
It’s Saturday June 6th. It’s Ohio Party and it’s at Matchless. And it will breastfeed your newborn.
love, Vlade Divac